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THE STAND
Posted by ThatGuy77
Pardon my Mod God status, but I've thought it best to retitle this topic. Plus I just hated seeing my goddamn name up there. Anyway, obviously the "b--g" has stalled out. So it goes. For now, this is the unofficial pocket of jackassworld from which all things communicable shall be communicated or transmitted, viral, bacterial, and/or otherwise. Feel free or don't. But what do I care? It's not my inbox! --Cliver
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Some Pics of My adventures in Scotland so far!
Posted by cassbaby
Emma :-) @ Emma's Mummy's house. Emma's Mummy :-) and believe me, Emma takes her filthy mind from her. This is a bridge that separates the towns Sandyflats and Kilbarchan. I was okay walking over it, until the car came screaming down the motorway and I ran screaming.Went back for this picture though :-) This is the gorgeous St Eidens Chapel. (We played bingo in here lol) :-) This is my wee bru- haha   I arrived in Scotland to be greeted by Emma & SuZi. I thought they had forgotten me...
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BRINGING OUT OF THE RAVE IN EVERYONE AT CHURCH
Posted by RobertSmithofTheCure
      some of the people that have been here a while might remember this    
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This is the most crazy rap stuff I've ever layed my eyes upon...
Posted by bananalloveforfree
  I think I'm a fan nonetheless.I  
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weee!
Posted by emmamorag
 Just letting you all know that Cass is now Scotland bound.She gets into Glasgow Airport in about 2 hours time. I am waiting patiently for 30 minutes to go to meet SuZi for the first time, then we are both off to get her.  The excitement is unbearable.
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You all FUCKED UP big time!
Posted by
Did I ever come into your bedroom and piss in your face while you were sleeping?   Did I ever drop a fat Cleveland Steamer on your chest while you were taking an afternoon snooze?  Did I ever shove a beer bottle up your ass while you were passed out drunk?  Was there a sign on my door that said... "Please come and rape me?"    NO!   Thank you very fucking much for the lovely wake up call, FUCKTARDS... now, it's my turn.   Please return your trays and seats to their full upright positions and fas...
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LOST
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I don't know if you watch it, if you watched it last night, or if you hate it and compare it to survivor. I'm super obsessed with it and can honestly sit here and tell you that i get made fun of for it atleast once out of the week. I mean, i've been watching the show since it first aired and have been religiously watching it every week since then. It's just a really well written, thought out story that has never lost my interest (no pun intended). People who hate it just hate the idea of commiti...
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HEY FUCKERS....
Posted by BEER24
I WOULD LIKE TO WISH THE AUSSIE INVASION OF SCOTLAND NOTHING BUT THE BEST!! THROW A FEW BACK FOR OL' UNCLE J !
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Andy Milonakis...................................................
Posted by RobertSmithofTheCure
       
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I... have... RETURNED!!
Posted by LoyalKnight
As you could see, I wasn't active for a while. This, was due to the fact that my grandpa was put in the hospital and had to have surgery, he's at home now, but he still needs to be taken care of. So I've been helping my mom with caring for him. Anyway, how are you guys? Did I miss anything important?
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Music video edit test 1
Posted by TheFUDude
Just like it says music video edit test enjoy more to come when its finished.             LATER BITCHES  
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I Hear Wedding Bells
Posted by RobertSmithofTheCure
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BAM MARGERA FILMING JACKASS 3, NEW SPIKE TV SHOW UPDATE VIDEO
Posted by TheFUDude
I tweeked the original video to this to add a little spice and cut out the extra crap so it gets right to the point enjoy.      
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(VIDEO) WeeMan's Chronic Tacos Opening SOON
Posted by TheFUDude
So for those who do not know here is a little taste of WeeMan's new idea of opening up a taco shop on 306 PCH Redondo Beach ,CA 90277. I think it's going to be banging and am looking forward to coming back to the states and getting my grub on there.     LINKS.   http://www.facebook.com/iamweeman http://www.twitter.com/iamweeman http://www.weemanmilitia.com  
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Bad Ideas for Drinks who has them????
Posted by TheFUDude
So for those who saw my post from the other night (Whos getting fucked up tonight?)   I was pretty shit faced when I got on here and wrote that well that night went pretty fucking good untill I decided I was going to be making a new drink and it just turned out all wrong.    So I  created what is called the Frankenstein:::::1 shot of Greek Berry Vodka 1 shot of Belvedere vodka 1 shot of scotch and 3 drops of hot sauce. Yeah it was gnarly But over all that was a good night.   I wanna k...
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Who got fucked up tonight?
Posted by TheFUDude
So for me it's payday and IU am pretty fucked up by now so I just wanted to know who eles is ghettting wasted tonivght and I apoligize for any spelling errors I will sober up in the moring but I just wanted to say Im here even if im drunk the jackassword website is on my mind,   Ight I cant type any more   LoVe you all Later Bitches TheFUDude....later
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I wonder if a Dutch Oven costs extra???
Posted by TherealJAB
So...I heard that certain Hotels in the UK are going to offer "HUMAN BED WARMERS"....people can order their bed to be "warmed" prior to them using it....So a Human will wear a snuggie or some shit, and lay in your bed, between the sheets....warming it up for you.....that sounds disgusting....I wonder if they are hiring? http://www.nydailynews.com/travel/2010/01/21/2010-01-21_holiday_inn_location_in_london_offers_human_bed_warmer_service__a_staffer_to_war.html
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Poor man's steak
Posted by Patricio87
   
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HIM-last but not least. NEW song from up coming CD: LOVE IN THEORY AND PRACTICE....Shatter Me With Hope
Posted by TheFUDude
    So here it is another single from HIM.   The song shatter me with hope dose not have a music video yet but on this video you will be able to listen to the audio and see the album cover to the new CD which like I said seems to be the missing link in chain of CDs HIM has put out over the last few years but enough about that. The CD will be released all around the world on FEB/8-12/2010.   Im really looking forward to getting this I may ever preorder a copy.   Ok enough with th...
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HIM-Another new song/video from there up coming CD. LIKE SAINT VALENTINE
Posted by TheFUDude
        So I was just informed that there is another video HIM has put out from there up coming CD by MAT_fuCKYou . This video is of LIKE SAINT VALENTINE.   What do you think of it? I really am digging this one and I feel the video is better then Heratkiller.   Later Bitches.  
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