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Posted by Laurien
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So, this is how you learn Chinese in only 5 minutes..But it's only funny if you read it out loud, LMAO..have fun:P English phrase Chinese Interpretation Are you harboring a fugitive?Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P.Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man.Dum Gai Small Horse.Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high!No Bai Dam Ting!! Did you go to the beach?Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table.Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a facelift.Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here.Wai So Dim? Has your flight been delayed?Hao Long Wei Ting? That was an unauthorized execution.Lin Ching I thought you were on a diet.Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone.No Pah King Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?Wai Yu Sing Du...
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Posted by Barney ; |
Wow, i'm immature. Gran flakes: n. The contents of a nursing home Hoover bag. Greasy waistcoat pocket: n. A shallow, well oiled fanny large enough for a thumb to be inserted. Or a gold watch. Hugo Boss: n. The act of holding the wife's or girllfriend's head under one's quilt after farting. From the male perfume advertising slogan "Your fragance. Your rules". Spunk dustbin: n. A spooge bucket or box of assorted creams. An exceptionally accommodating young lady, who has a twat like a paper hanger's bucket. Squeeze the lemon: v. Of woman, to urinate. Possibly on to a pancake. Come to bed pies: n. Pastry-based foodstuffs presented to a fat lady in exchange for a bunk up....
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Posted by Lauren
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Have a great day and get as pissed as a newt!Urban Dictionary: As pissed as a newt Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt. See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewtLook at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.
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Posted by mianus |
and because a lot of you guys are american do you have any tips on what to do,places to go etc. whilst i'm there? i've been to florida,las vagas and new york before but i'm sure L.A is a lot different ! we're staying in hollywood for most of the time that we're there but we want to venture out and do the whole tourist thing too:) so any feedback would be lovely ! love eva,x
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Posted by Kajata™
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http://www.winterrowd.com/2008/7/24/Games/Fun/The-Simpsons-Find-Maggie/ Good luck trying to find maggie!! I did it in 5 minutes!!! Lets See You Do Better!!!!
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Posted by Natasha T. |
Who else has it? I need people to talk to! :P
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Posted by Amanda
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lmao :D
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Posted by Kajata™ |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHBy738MUGs
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Posted by Kajata™
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kikia It'll Blow Your Fuckin Mind!!!!!
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Posted by Amanda |
Holy Smokes.I'd bang him in an instant! Move over Demi, I'm comin for him.
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Posted by Katie!
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What will I do with myself? =( http://youtube.com/watch?v=kxfQ84z97Zc&feature=related
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Posted by Marciano |
was great...was fun?please tell me...=(
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Posted by Laurien
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yes yes yes,, I'm not kidding!:D..let's go watch the purple pony show:D SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by Katie! |
Why? Because I can. Now I am watching Showgirls. What did you do with your day?
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Posted by stephanie87
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I'm sorry, but I didn't know where to post this bulletin. Please join this myspace page to show how much you care for Dotty, i'm sure she would appreciate us doing this for herhttp://www.myspace.com/ripdottybarnett I'm very new to myspace, so if you encounter any problems on the site please let me know.Stephanie.
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