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  • About Me  I'm unpredictable, open minded (I like to think), funny (in both senses of the word), I've got a dirty mind (and mouth at times), I'm caring, forthright and some other junk I cant think of right now lol
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  • Favorite Music atm its Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Jill Tracy, Within Temptation, Evanessence, also love Tenacious D!!!
  • Favorite Shows & Movies Jackass, Dirty Sanchez, QI, Town Called Eureka, Graham Norton, Little Britain, Herc & Xena (Ares, phwoarr!!), love loads of movies like Van Helsing, Constantine, etc
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  • Interests  watching ppl do stupid things LOL oh and freebies, animals, nature, surfing the net, and I love my 3 cats. One old tom and 2 newbies!
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mishka  commented | 7 months ago
 
feeling alot better thanks


glitter-graphics.com
 
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RandyRos  commented | 7 months ago
 
oh dear, hope u feel better soon x
 
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mishka  commented | 7 months ago
 
cold, stomach bug...fun...haven't really eaten properly in 3/4days...but it means i've lost a few pounds :)
 
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RandyRos  commented | 7 months ago
 
bummer :( what ails ya?
 
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mishka  commented | 7 months ago
 
not great, been ill this week
 
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RandyRos  commented | 7 months ago
 
hello *waves* ive been better. you?
 
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mishka  commented | 7 months ago
 

glitter-graphics.com

how you doing
 
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RandyRos  commented | 8 months ago
 
oooo i didnt know that
 
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mishka  commented | 8 months ago
 
same here (edinburgh), can vote on abc.com, just need to set up an account
 
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RandyRos  commented | 8 months ago
 
no im in the uk, we get the show about 3 days late
 
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mishka  commented | 8 months ago
 
quiet w/end, meant to do loads of stuff, ended up either in front of the computer or sleeping instead. did you vote for steve-o
 
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RandyRos  commented | 8 months ago
 
yw Mishka. i had a good w/e how about you? i got no cards for mothers day, but i did get a fabric flower that says super mum lol
 
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mishka  commented | 8 months ago
 
how was your w/end. Hope the kids(?) got ya something nice for mother's day
 
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mishka  commented | 8 months ago
 
hey, thanks for the add
 
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RandyRos  commented | 8 months ago
 
PMSL nice one
 
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Pussy Power  commented | 8 months ago
 
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,

"What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face.
PRICELESS
 
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Kosick K Club  commented | 8 months ago
 
Welcome to the Kosick K Club: Photobucket
 
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TravisAnderson  commented | 11 months ago
 
Thx for add sweety!
 
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RandyRos  commented | 12 months ago
 
OMG Kevin Bloody Wilson's daughter! thats so fuckin funny, thanks JAB!!! xxx
 
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J.A.B.  commented | 12 months ago
 
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JnmKwtVN1ns&feature=related
 
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